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Phil Swift

Updated: May 5, 2020

Phil Swift is god of the official religion of D.A.M. Phil was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. He created the milky way galaxy after millennia of loneliness. After centuries of watching his creation develop he decide to intervene and live a life as a mortal. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped. He fought in Vietnam, earning the nickname "Indestructible Phil" for his 100,000 plus confirmed kills with little more than his bare hands. He is best known for his catchphrase, "That's a lotta damage" after accidentally burning down a Vietnam village in a fit of rage. While in Vietnam, he created a super-strong adhesive with a mixture of his own celestial blood and tree sap. His invention was widely used to treat severed arteries. Recently, he has begun marketing his invention as Flex Seal, Flex Tape, Flex Shot, and more.

This is why many consider him to be the supreme leader of the universe, with power beyond any humans imagination. He is endorsed by D.A.M. for his Godly Power and Godly Product

 
 
 

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